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Sex: How to Do Everything (US Edition)
Our brand new sex manual just came out, and it's so gold and shiny! Also, it's gorgeous, helpful, dirty, and pretty damn sexy if we do say so ourselves. (You may think this last one is a gimme for a sex manual, but trust us, some of them are about as sexy as a pap smear.) Published by DK, SEX: HOW TO DO EVERYTHING has more than 300 photographs by super-rockstar photographer Rankin and contains advice on everything from seduction to spanking. What better way to get in the mood for a bit of summer lovin'? Available online and in stores now. Download a free chapter here from DK.com.
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Sex: How to Do Everything (UK Edition)
The same great How to Do Everything text, just anglicized! (Although, for the record, there's a naked uncircumcised penis in both editions.) It's just as gold and shiny and gorgeous, helpful, dirty, and sexy. Also published by DK, SEX: HOW TO DO EVERYTHING is available online and in stores now. Download a free chapter here from DK.com.
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Em & Lo's Buh Bye: The Ultimate Guide to Dumping and Getting Dumped
Breakups suck big time, no matter which side of the chopping block you fall on. Whether you got dumped, are thinking about dumping someone, or just left some pathetic soul at the dump, Buh Bye will kiss it and make it better with helpful tips on breakup etiquette, sob stories way sadder than your own, and lots of disparaging remarks about your ex. At long last, get the breakup you deserve! Available online and in stores now from Chronicle Books.
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Em & Lo's Rec Sex: An A-Z Guide to Hooking Up
Everything you ever wanted to know about casual sex, but didn't know whom to ask. With over 350 hilarious fully cross-referenced entries, we try to define every term, phrase, and phenomenon associated with recreational sex, from "arm candy" and "booty call" to "terror sex" and "wingman." Illustrated with HI-larious line drawings, too! Available online and in stores now Chronicle Books.
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Em & Lo's Sex Toy: An A-Z Guide to Bedside Accessories
This sexy lexicon breaks down all the hot hardware from Ben Wa Balls to harnesses and strap-ons to the classic Hitachi Magic Wand (natch!) with humor and style. Over 200 toys in all, each bedroom accessory listed has information on safe usage, storage, and cleaning tips all the stuff you usually can't get from the toy box or the salesperson who sells it to you. Never again will you ask, "What the hell do I do with this?" Available online and in some stores now; available everywhere starting October '06 from Chronicle Books.
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Sex Etiquette for Ladies and Gentlemen (UK Edition)
Who knew two Brooklyn-based sex writers could teach the Brits a thing or two about manners? They may have a monopoly on afternoon-tea etiquette and polo-party protocol, but when it comes to dirty talk and pearl necklaces, they're still in the dark. We hope. Either way, buy our book, if not for the advice, then for the funny British sayings, like "nip to the loo."
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Sex Etiquette for Ladies and Gentlemen (US Edition)
From cheek kiss to clean up, pick-up to break up, our second handbook (which our publishers call "outrageously helpful") will tell you when it's appropriate to joke about future kids with a lover, how often you should launder your sheets, when if ever you can kick out a one-night stand before sun up, etc. etc. These modern rules of engagement (which we made up all by ourselves) are presented in the voice of manners doyennes from centuries past. Except we talk about oral sex and strap-ons.
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The Big Bang: Nerve's Guide to the New Sexual Universe (US Edition)
This encyclopedic guide written by Em and Lo (authors of Nerve's weekly advice column "The Em & Lo Down" ) is a sassy, hilarious (if we do say so ourselves), and fully-illustrated overview of original sin. Hardbacked and packed with step-by-step guidance and practical, well-researched and doctor-vetted advice, The Big Bang covers all the bases from sucking face and safer sex to female ejaculation and bondage for beginners. With nary a hairy hippie in sight! Plus hot phography by Matt Gunther featuring sexy young things getting it on. Whether you're new to the game or consider yourself a pro, whether you're a swinging single or married with children, and whether you're straight, gay, or somewhere in between you'll never knock boots the same way again.
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The Big Bang (UK Edition)
The same great Big Bang text, just anglicized! So, you use cling film instead of Saran Wrap for a DIY-dental dam. You may excuse yourself to the loo, instead of the bathroom, after a sesh. Fiber is fibre. Vinnie Jones and Blue Peter get honorable mention. And it's the Cadbury highway, not the Hershey highway. The Brit version is also paperback, contains black-and-white photos and illustrations, and has our freaking names on the cover imagine that! (Roll over the cover on the left to see the backside...literally.)
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Sex and Sensiblity: 28 True Romances from the Lives of Single Women
Twenty-nine of "today's most acclaimed and often bestselling female authors" (yes, that includes us!) write about the push-pull between independence and vulnerability, fearlessness and self-doubt that defines single life. Jennifer Weiner, Pam Houston, Laurie Notaro, Amy Sohn, Julianna Baggott, and yours truly are just a few of "the real-life heroines" (us again!) whose stories about long-distance dating, twenty-something divorce, online crushes, and thrilling one-night stands make up this funny, frank, and unabashedly erotic celebration of singlehood and sisterhood
a quintessential handbook for today's independent woman, if Washington Square Press do say so themselves.
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Position of the Day: Sex Every Day in Every Way
From one of Nerve's most popular features comes a surprisingly useful guide to creative sexual positions. When we used to do the 10 to 9 there, Lo would draw the positions and we would both work with the rest of the staff to come up with cleverer-than-thou position names like the "So Wrong It's Right," the "Octopussy," the "Cirque de Soleil" and the "Private Dancer." We also wrote the intro to the original book, and the calendar version contains advice culled from our "Em & Lo Down" column throughout. Don't tell us you haven't flipped through this book at Urban Outfitters and laughed at least once.
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The Enlightened Bracketologist: The Final Four of Everything
Here's a new tool for judging everything under the sun: enlightened bracketology. What's the greatest American beer? The best Elmore Leonard novel? The most reliable economic indicator? In each bracket several Darwinian rounds of binary matchups leave a lone survivor. We contributed the "Pickup Line" category, but there are probably over 100 different (and completely random) topics covered by various experts, which make for excellent flipping-through while sitting near a coffee table or on a toilet. Go forth and adjudicate!
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The Girl's Guide to Absolutely Everything
How can you not love a book that makes a nobody-puts-Baby-in-the-corner joke? Our friend Melissa Kirsch wrote a comprehensive guide to a woman's 20s and 30s, from Roth IRAs to unclogging a toilet, from interview skills to the delicate art of defriending. We contributed several sidebars to the Sex and Relationships chapter, which covered all-important topics like online dating etiquette, the pros and cons of casual booty, and how to have an orgasm. Look for our illustrated portraits that (we hope) look nothing like us.
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